behold

Don't mess with the clique

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

(Source: twirpy, via baracknobama)

vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

(Source: vinebox, via meladoodle)

novakian:

I just realized

some hipster-type blogs are following me

but my blog’s nothing but fandom

and they’re liking but not reblogging my fandom posts

it’s okay, hipsters

your secret’s safe

image

(via get-your-ass-in-the-impala)

heytinafey:

 where the FUCK ARE THEIR OSCARS?

(via getsby)